Friday Funny?

If you were ever lucky enough to come over to our house and we were really bored we might have got out our answering machine and played you the saved messages.
We haved moved a lot and had a new phone number with each move, but kept the same answering machine. We get a lot of wrong number calls. If we are not home to answer the phone people leave messages for the people they think they are calling.
Please to enjoy three of my favorites.
Transcribed by me Joan.

#1 Christy, Jenny, her sister and Brian too.

"Hi Christy, this is Jenny. I was just calling to see if you were going to that mass tomorrow. I know a lot of the student counsel members are going and stuff and then if

(talking to someone else)

Yeah were supposed to be going or something

And then if there’s a way that maybe after school is over that day your mom could take my sister and I home that would be great

(some else says something to her)

Ok, yeah and Brian too

Ok so call me back when you get a chance

Thanks."

I love that one because the girl is probably 14 or 15 years old. I wonder if Christy and Jenny ever went to that mass.

#2 Dave's Valentines day

"Hi mom’s it Dave

Happy Valentines Day!

Anyway I thought valentines day was on Wednesday, so when I called on Monday for flowers there was like no way your going to gettem’ so I thought eh why do it?

Any way you know the number.

Anyway happy Valentines Day

Hopefully everything going well

Bye bye

Love you"

I just feel so sorry for Dave. I mean I guess he had good intentions trying to buy his mom flowers on Valentines day, but he didn't know which day of the week it was on and then the flowers were too expensive or all gone by the time he called to order them. On top of that he dialed the wrong number and his mom never got the message that her son wanted to wish her a happy Valentines day. It sounds like they have a pretty good relationship, so I like to think that it all worked out i the end.

#3. Louise calls Melanie. (You should know that the French Quarter she is talking about is a bar in Tucson.)

"Hi Melanie this is Louise from healthstaff I don’t know if you remember me. Uh we had talked about getting together to go to the French quarter sometime and its fat Tuesday tonight and I didn’t know if you were going. Um I have a tai chi class till 8 so I was going to go over there after that. My number it 755-44** if your interested in going. Talk to you later, bye"

I love this one. I mean what more can I say? I don't know if you remember me, fat tuesday and tai chi class. This one is priceless.

Maybe they don't translate into funny once they are written down. Don't worry we won't delete them if you want to hear them next time you're in Cheyennne. :p